Returnil Virtual System来自欧洲著名的安全公司Returnil SIA,它是一个基于虚拟机原理的新一代防毒防木马类软件,可以瞬间把您的计算机用隔离罩保护起来,同时用一个内存中的虚假替身"影子"系统来接管真实的 操作系统,任何病毒和木马都被限制在虚拟系统中使用,无法感染你真实的操作系统.重启后,所有危险即刻消失的无影无踪.
常见的杀毒软件几乎对于每个文件操作,每个网络访问,每个注册表操作,都要盘查过问,同时用多达几十万的病毒标本进行逐一比较,这样下来系统的资源大部分被杀毒软件占用了,常常让您的爱机变得其慢无比.Returnil虚拟影子系统最高时只占用1%不到的系统资源,而且在空闲时几乎不占用系统任何CPU资源.同时,Returnil虚拟影子系统无需频繁的升级病毒库,一次安装,永久有效,是新型的防毒免疫类产品.
Returnil虚拟影子系统支持包括中文在内的10种语言,界面极其简单朴实,操作非常方便快捷.无需重启电脑,一个按钮即可让您的爱机进入"影子"保护模式,为您的网络冲浪,学习工作保驾护航.
Returnil虚拟影子系统支持XP,2003,Vista等操作系统,支持RAID等磁盘阵列体系,同时兼容IDE,SATA,CF卡等硬盘设备.
新功能:加入了MBR保护功能,可以在保护系统分区的同时,保护MBR和第一磁道的安全.
注:在"改变工作模式"选项中选择"保护模式"即可使Returnil在每次开机后进入虚拟状态.
Returnil影子系统多分区 V1.0
Returnil影子系统多分区版秉承了Returnil一贯的免费软件风格,无需注册,即可免费无限制使用,无广告,无插件.
Returnil影子系统支持保护同一硬盘下的任意多个分区,并提供密码保护,防止不被授权的人擅自修改.
Returnil影子系统全中文界面,简单方便,它采用独特的"快速映射还原"技术,不占用硬盘固定区域,不占用系统资源,使用起来流畅平滑.
支持双核CPU,支持超过64G的大内存,支持超过2048GB的大硬盘,支持SATA,IDE等各类硬盘.
Personal Edition和Business Edition两个版本界面基本相同,区别在于Personal Edition取消了RvsMover.exe 这个工具.Business Edition能加载和创建虚拟分区,Personal Edition只能加载创建好的虚拟分区.C:\RETURNIL\RVSYSTEM.IMG (支持 ima/vfd/img/iso/bin/nrg/mdf 格式)
下载:Returnil多分区保护影子系统免费版 v1.0 多国语言版
2.0时代，越来越多的API被大家广泛应用，如果你还不了解API是何物，请看这里的介绍。下面是由techmagazine总结出的国外API应用，涵盖了30大类，相当全面了~不难发现，虽然都是英文的居多，但有很多已经推出了中文版本，而且我们也在应用中。
广告
| Google AdSense | Advertising management |
| Google AdWords | Search advertising |
| Microsoft adCenter | Online advertising services |
| UrlTrends | Link tracking and search optimization |
| Wordtracker | Search engine optimization services |
| Yahoo Ads | Online ad management |
| Yahoo Search Marketing | Search advertising platform |
| Answerbag | Questions and answers service |
| Blogwise | Blog and feed search service |
| SplogSpot | Database of spam blogs |
博客搜索
| Blogwise | Blog and feed search service |
| SplogSpot | Database of spam blogs |
| Tailrank | Blog search and news aggregation service |
| Technorati | Blog search services |
博客
| Akismet | Blog spam prevention service |
| Blogger | Blogging services |
| FeedBlitz | Blogs by email service |
| FeedBurner | Blog promotion tracking service |
| LiveJournal | Blogging software |
| Performancing | Blog management |
| TypePad | Blog management |
| Weblogs | Blog ping service |
| Windows Live Spaces | Blog services |
书签
| Blogmarks | Social bookmarking |
| del.icio.us | Social bookmarking |
| linkaGoGo | Social bookmarking service |
| Ma.gnolia | Social bookmarking service |
| OnlyWire | Social bookmarklet service |
| Shadows | Social bookmarking and community |
| Simpy | Social bookmarking |
日历
| 30 Boxes | Calendar service |
| Google Calendar | Calendar service |
| Spongecell | Online calendar service |
聊天
| AOL Instant Messenger | Instant messaging chat service |
| AOL Presence | Online presence service |
| Google Talk | Chat application |
| IMified | Instant messenger buddy |
| Lingr | Online chatroom services |
| MSN Messenger | Chat and messaging |
| WebAIM | Web based instant messaging |
| Yahoo Messenger | Instant messaging |
社区
| Blue Dot | Content sharing community |
| coRank | Distributed user reviews service |
| Social networking service | |
| PartySpark | Social events service |
| RockYou Super Wall | Content sharing platform within Facebook |
| Community site |
电子邮件
| Email Address Validator | Email address validation service |
| ExactTarget | Email delivery services |
| IntelliContact | Email marketing service |
| JangoMail | Bulk email service |
| Mailbuild | Email forms and templates service |
| Publicaster | Email marketing management |
| StrikeIron Email Verification | Email verification service |
| Vertical Response | Email management services |
| Webmail.us | Email hosting service |
| WhatCounts | Email management services |
| Yahoo Mail | Web based email system |
企业
| Employease | On-demand human resource management |
| Google Provisioning | User provisioning for Google Applications |
| Lokad | Time series forecaster |
| NetDocuments | Enterprise document management service |
| NetSuite | Business application suite |
| Salesforce.com | CRM services |
| WebEx | Conferencing and collaboration services |
日程
| Eventfinder | Events calendar |
| Eventful | Events discovery and demand |
| Spraci | Events and clubs database |
| Upcoming.org | Collaborative event calendar |
| Zvents | Local events search and community |
金融财政
| Blinksale | Online invoicing services |
| Currency Rates | Currency rates |
| Dun and Bradstreet Credit Check | Credit check |
| FreshBooks | Online invoicing and time tracking |
| KashFlow | Online accounting software |
| Moneytrackin | Expense tracking |
| NetAccounts | Online accounting service |
| Prosper | Peer-to-peer network |
| StrikeIron Historical Stock Quotes | Stock price quotes for US equities |
| StrikeIron Mutual Funds | Historical mutual funds |
| StrikeIron Stock Quotes Basic | Real-time stock quotes |
| Wesabe | Personal finance management and community |
政府
| Cicero | Lookup service for US elected officials by address |
| Civic Footprint | Political geography lookup for Illinois |
| Democracy In Action | Advocacy services for nonprofits |
| FedSpending.org | Database of US government spending |
| Follow The Money | Database of US campaign contributions |
| GovTracker | Rhode Island state data services |
| LOUIS | US federal documents database |
| Open Patent Services | European Patent Office web services |
| Sunlight Labs | US Congress database service |
| TheyWorkForYou | Track the UK Parliament |
| Who is my Representative | Database of US congressional representatives |
互联
| Alexa Site Thumbnail | Thumbnail images of web site home pages |
| Alexa Top Sites | Web site traffic rankings |
| Amazon EC2 | Elastic Compute Cloud virtual hosting |
| Clicky | Web site analytics |
| Compete | Internet web site metrics and analytics |
| Cordurl | Geo coordinate translation |
| Dapper | Service for API creation |
| Domain Tools | Internet domain name lookup |
| Durl.us | URL shortening |
| Ecommstats | Web analytics |
| Hostip.info | IP lookup |
| HTML2PDF | HTML to PDF conversion |
| Internet Archive | Non-profit Internet library |
| IP Address Lookup | Determine IP address From domain name |
| Mint | Web site metrics and reporting |
| Mon.itor.us | Web site monitoring services |
| MyNotify | Feed publication |
| Nenest | Web forms and application framework |
| Outune | Web map engine |
| Pingdom | Web site monitoring and reporting |
| Qurl | URL redirection |
| SoftLayer | Systems management and monitoring |
| UnAPI | Proposal for web clipboard |
| W3Counter | Web site metrics tools |
| Webride | Attaches discussions to any site |
| WebThumb | Thumbnail image generation |
| Windows Live Custom Domains | Web site administration |
| Yahoo Site Explorer | Web site analysis service |
求职
| Indeed | Job search services |
| SmashFly | Job board posting service |
地图
| ArcWeb | Mapping and GIS services |
| BigTribe | Location based advertising |
| deCarta | Location-based services |
| EarthTools | Web services for geographical information |
| FeedMap | Blog geo-coding |
| Garmin MotionBased | GPS services and mapping |
| geocoder | Geocoding services for US |
| geocoder.ca | Geocoding services for Canada |
| GeoIQ | Geospatial analysis and heat mapping service |
| GeoNames | Geographic name and postal code lookup |
| GetMapping | Aerial photography and mapping service |
| GlobeXplorer | Mapping services |
| Google Maps | Mapping services |
| HopStop | Mass transit and walking directions |
| iShareMaps On Demand | UK Postcode Geocoder |
| Map24 AJAX API | Mapping services |
| Mappr | Photo mapping |
| MapQuest | Online mapping service |
| Mapstraction | Mapping API abstraction layer |
| MetaCarta | Location and geotagging services |
| Microsoft MapPoint | Mapping services |
| Microsoft Virtual Earth | Mapping services |
| Multimap | Global online mapping service |
| NASA | Satellite mapping images |
| Naver Maps | Korean mapping service |
| Nearby.org.uk | Geocoding service for UK |
| Ontok | Geocode any US address |
| OpenLayers | Mapping API abstraction layer |
| OpenStreetMap | The Free Wiki World Map |
| Platial | Collaborative geographic service |
| Plazes | Location discovery service |
| Poly9 FreeEarth | 3D mapping service |
| Pushpin | Mapping service |
| Urban Mapping | Urban geo-spatial data services |
| USGS Elevation Query Service | Determine elevation based on latitude and longitude |
| ViaMichelin | Mapping, directions, and travel booking |
| Wayfaring | Map creation and sharing service |
| Where `blogid`=11037 AND GPS | Mobile GPS widget platform |
| Where Is Tim Web Service | Location tracking |
| Where2GetIt Geospatial | Non-mapping geospatial services |
| Where2GetIt SlippyMap | Online mapping service |
| Whereis | Australian and New Zealand mapping service |
| Wigle | Wireless network mapping |
| Yahoo Geocoding | Geocoding services |
| Yahoo Map Image | Map image creation service |
| Yahoo Maps | Mapping services |
| ZeeMaps | Embedded maps and international geocoding |
| ZoomIn | Australian mapping service |
媒体管理
| BBC | Multimedia archive database |
| Grouper Video | Video sharing service |
| Orb | Digital media remote access and management |
| Phanfare | Photo and video sharing service |
| Streamload | Online media storage |
医疗
| cPath | Medical database lookup |
| Kegg | Bioinformatics data services |
| NCBI Entrez | Life sciences search services |
| SeqHound togeek | Bioinformatics research database |
短信
| 411Sync | SMS, WAP, and email messaging |
| Aql | SMS solutions portal |
| Clickatell | SMS Messaging services |
| Jaiku | Social messaging service |
| Mobivity | SMS marketing messaging service |
| Movil | SMS messaging |
| PartySync | Messaging services |
| Sabifoo | IM to RSS conversion service |
| SmsBug | SMS messaging services |
| StrikeIron Global SMS Pro | SMS messaging services |
| StrikeIron Mobile Email | Mobile email messaging service |
| Textamerica | Moblogs |
| Trekmail | Messaging services |
| Twittervision | Location based data for the Twitter service |
| Userplane | Communication software for online communities |
| Vazu | SMS messaging service |
音乐
| AOL Music Now | Music playlist management |
| Digital Podcast | Podcast search |
| Faces.com | Photo and media sharing service |
| Feedcache | Feed caching service |
| Freedb / CDDB | Online CD catalog service |
| Last.fm | Music playlist management |
| MP3Tunes | Music services |
| MusicBrainz | Music metadata community service |
| MusicDNS.org | Music fingerprinting service |
| MusicMobs | Social music service |
| OpenStrands | Music recommendation and discovery |
| Rhapsody | Online music services |
| SeeqPod | Music recommendation service |
| SNOCAP | Digital music marketplace |
| Soundtoys | Visual artists works repository |
| Tunelog | Music metadata management |
| WebJay | Music playlist management |
| Winamp | Customizable music player |
| Yahoo Music Engine | Desktop music player |
新闻
| AmphetaRate | News aggregator |
| ClearForest Semantic Web Services1 | Natural language processing tools |
| Daylife | Online News Service |
| Digg | |
| Findory | Personalized news aggregation |
| Macromedia News Aggregator | Data access service |
| Moreover | News delivery |
| NewsCloud | Social news service |
| NewsIsFree | Online news aggregation |
办公
| Backpack | Online information manager |
| Big Contacts | Web based contact management |
| EditGrid | Online spreadsheet |
| Google Documents List | Document management services |
| Google Spreadsheets | Online spreadsheets |
| Numbler | Online spreadsheet service |
| SlideShare | Presentation sharing community |
| Zoho | Online office suite |
照片
| AOL Pictures | Online photo management |
| Buzznet | Photo sharing |
| Flickr | Photo sharing service |
| Fotolia | Royalty free stock photos |
| Google Picasa | Photo management and sharing service |
| imageLoop | Animated slideshow service |
| Panoramio | Photo upload site with organizer |
| Pixagogo | Online photo services |
| Riya | Photo search |
| ShutterPoint | Stock photography service |
| Smugmug | Photo sharing service |
| Snipshot | Online photo editing service |
| WebShots | Photo sharing service |
| Yahoo Photos | Online photo service |
| Zoto | Photo sharing service |
介绍
| Criteo | Distributed recommendation service |
| EasyUtil | Recommendation service |
| RapLeaf | Portable ratings system |
| Yelp | Local user reviews and city guides |
知识库
| Aonaware Dictionary | Dictionary lookup service/td> |
| City and State by Zip Code | Address lookup service |
| Dun and Bradstreet | Research company background data |
| Bussines Verification | Business research services |
| FUTEF Wikipedia API | Third party Wikipedia web service |
| ISBNdb | Books database |
| Library of Congress SRW | Information database search |
| Microsoft MSDN | Technical reference library |
| OpenDOAR | Academic research repository |
| PhoneVal | Phone number validation service |
| RealEDA Reverse Phone Lookup | Lookup address and name via phone |
| SRC Demographics | Demographic reference data |
| StrikeIron Address Verfication | Global address verification service |
| StrikeIron Do Not Call | Telephone number verification |
| StrikeIron Insider Trading | Insider trading transaction information |
| StrikeIron Phone Number Enhancement | Adds address and statistical data based on phone number |
| StrikeIron Residential Lookup | Residential directory lookup and validation service |
| StrikeIron Reverse Phone Lookup | Reverse phone lookup services |
| StrikeIron Sales Tax Basic | Sales and use tax data service |
| StrikeIron Super Data Pack | APIs for variety of reference data sources |
| StrikeIron US Census | Census data information service |
| StrikeIron Zacks Company Profile | Corporate profiles web service |
| Talis | Library 2.0 reference services |
| UrbanDictionary | Slang dictionary lookup |
| US Yellow Pages | Telephone directory |
| Yahoo Answers | Community driven reference service |
搜索
| Alexa Web Information Service | Web site information and traffic data |
| Alexa Web Search | Web Search Engine |
| Amazon A9 OpenSearch | |
| Gigablast | |
| Google Ajax Search | Web search components |
| Google Code Search | Code search service |
| Google Desktop | Desktop search and gadgets |
| Google Search | Search services |
| Kratia | Democratic search engine |
| Naver | Korean search engine |
| Vast | Structured web search |
| Windows Live Search | Internet search |
| Wink | Social search service |
| Yahoo Image Search | Image search services |
| Yahoo Local Search | Local search service |
| Yahoo My Web Search | Personalized search services |
| Yahoo Related Suggestions | Search suggestion service |
| Yahoo Search | Search services |
| Yahoo Term Extraction | Contextual search service |
| AOL Open Auth | Authentication services |
购物
| Amazon eCommerce | Online retailer |
| Amazon Historical Pricing | Historical product sales data |
| Authorize.Net | Internet based payment gateway services |
| AvantLink | Affiliate marketing network |
| CNET | Shopping services |
| Commission Junction | Online affiliate programs |
| DataUnison eBay Research | eBay pricing and sales trend data |
| Direct Textbook | Book price comparison service |
| eBay | Online auction marketplace |
| GoodStorm | Online retail ecommerce |
| Google Base | Platform for structure and semi-structured data |
| Google Checkout | Shopping cart services |
| PriceRunner | Shopping comparison engine |
| Shopping.com | Online retail shopping |
| SwapThing | Community driven swapping site |
| UPC Database | UPC lookup service |
| Windows Live Expo | Online classifieds service |
| Yahoo Shopping | Shopping services |
| Zazzle | On-demand product creation service |
在线存储
| Amazon S3 | Online storage services |
| Box.net | Online file storage |
| MoveDigital | File delivery and management services |
| Omnidrive | Online storage services |
| Open Xdrive | Online data storage service |
| Openomy | Online file system |
| Tagalag | Email tagging |
| TagFinder | Tag extraction service |
| Tagthe.net | Tag recommendation service |
| TagTooga | Tag based Internet directory |
视频
| Truveo | Video search |
| Blinkx | Video search |
| Dave.TV | Video distribution network |
| LiveVideo | Video repository and user community |
| Revver | Video services |
| Veoh | Virtual television and video network |
| Video Detective | Film trailers, cast, images, and related information |
| Yahoo Video Search | Video search |
| YouTube | Video sharing and search |
侧边栏
| ClearSpring | Widget creation, distribution, and tracking services |
| Google Gadgets | |
| Netvibes | Personalized home page with widgets |
| Pageflakes | Personalized start page and widgets |
| Serence Klip | Desktop gadgets |
| SpringWidgets | Widget platform |
| TagWorld | Social web services |
| Windows Live Gadgets | Online gadgets service |
| Windows Sidebar Gadgets | Desktop gadgets |
| Yahoo Widgets | Desktop widgets |
| Yourminis | Personalized start page |
维基
| DBpedia | Structured query interface to Wikipedia |
| JotSpot | Wiki-style collaboration tools |
| PBwiki | Consumer wiki farm |
| WikiMatrix | Wiki search and comparison service |
最近，笔者将Windows Vista问世以来积累的所有系统资源、破解工具、安装方法、注意事项等，经过认真筛选和整理，集成一个10.9MB大小的压缩包，今日中午刚刚上传到一个网络硬盘，供有兴趣的网友储存、研究和备用。
集成的压缩包主要分为三大块：A-VISTA资源下载：提供了迄今为止几乎所有的VISTA操作系统资源的下载链接地址；B-VISTA安装指南：包括安装方法步骤、注意事项、系统优化、文件备份等；C-破解激活工具：共集成破解激活工具26款，包括了VISTA面世以来国内外几乎所有的研究成果(因为刷bios破解激活，主板各异、方法不一，因而只集成了一个“AMI BIOS添加SLIC傻瓜式工具”)，并就破解激活方法步骤分别作了详细说明。
这个压缩包中的所有文件，在上传前就一直在电脑硬盘中保存。已经被卡巴斯基、Bitdefender、Dr.Web和AVG扫描过不知道有多少遍，均无问题。上传后，为了试验下载效果，我曾经用迅雷5下载两次（每次下载，都要经过卡巴斯基扫描），也均无问题。
文件名:
Windows Vista 系统资源和破解激活工具大全.rar
下载地址:
http://www.fs2you.com/files/bf5c4a1c-6e38-11dc-9655-0014221f7251/
Pagii 是由全球最大的社会性网页托管以及在线DIY供应商Freewebs推出的一款个性化的社会性发布网络（Social Publishing Network）。
Pagii Beta 真正发布于今年九月初，当时只允许美国以及加拿大用户提前享用这款号称将AJAX运用到极致的网页制作发布应软件；今天，Freewebs 终于彻底开放了Pagii 的注册权限，现在所有热爱网页制作以及在线DIY的同学们都可以参与其中。Pagii 采用AJAX技术，配合浮动的工具栏，用户只需要通过鼠标的简单拖拽即可轻松的将各种富媒体文件模块放置在自己的Pagii 版面上并进行详尽的参数设置。
另外，之所以说 Pagii 是一个社会性的网络发布工具，是因为它融入了评论、社交、个人信息等社会性元素在其中，而不是一个简单的静态网页在线DIY工具。而与之类似的社会性网页发布工具还包括有我们所熟知的 Webjam, Weebly, Synthasite 以及在不久前刚刚投身到本地化队伍的 Jimdo 等等等等。
9.Q：非洲食人族的酋长吃什么？
A：人啊！
Q：那有一天，酋长病了，医生告诉他要吃素，那他吃什么？
A：吃植物人！~~
10.美国人∶你看过木头做的杯子吗？
中国人∶没有！
美国人∶那为什麽你们中国字的“杯”是木字旁？
中国人∶“杯“字旁边不是有个“不”字吗！也就是说它不是木头做的。
11.小白＋小白=?
小白兔（TWO）～！
12.Q:胖子从12楼掉下来会变什么?
A:死胖子
13.阿松和阿柏无事闲聊互道岁月不饶人。
阿松：“回忆儿童时代，过的最快乐的是儿童节。”
阿柏：“过了十年就是青年节。”
阿松：“再过十年就是父亲节。”
阿柏：“再过几十年就是老人节了。”
阿松：“又再过几十年.”
阿柏：“清明节。”
14.百万富翁开着豪华的加长“林肯“轿车经过一个村落时，看见路旁有两个乞丐正在拔草吃，百万富翁随即停下车。
“你们为什么吃草？“
“我们实在是没有钱……“一个乞丐答道。
“真是的，上车吧，到我家去。“
“我家里还有老婆和两个孩子……“一个乞丐嘟囔道。
“把他们叫来１富翁指了指另一个乞丐。“还有你，把你的家属也叫来。“
“我家人口可多，除了老婆外，还有五个孩子。“另一个乞丐说道。
“没关系，都叫来，快去！
就这样，两个乞丐和他们的家属都上了车，好在是加长车。行使途中，一个乞丐的老婆感激的说道：“老板，您人真好，连我们这样的贫穷的人您都能请到家.“
百万富翁答道:“没什么,我刚刚从国外回来,家宅一直没人照看,院子里的草坪可能有一米多高了,你们可以吃个够。
15.某曰国战如火如荼，公会团长为了激励士气来到了大草原前线……
公会团长问：情况怎样？
团员弓箭手报告说：报告团长！前方20公尺的帐棚旁有一个拜索斯的弓箭手，不过他的准度很烂，这几天射了好多次，都没有射到人。
团长听完便问：既然发现敌国的弓箭手，为什么不把他干掉？
团员弓箭手说：报告团长！不好吧，难道你要让他们换一个比较准的吗？
16.众士兵：“渴……渴……“
曹操：“大家再坚持一会！我曾经到过这个地方，记得附近有一座梅林，再走一会可能就到了“
众士兵：“噢￣￣￣￣有梅子吃呀￣￣￣噢￣￣￣“
半个时辰后——曹仁：“主公！探险队找到了大量的水源！“
曹操：“哈哈哈哈，大家听到了吗？终于有水喝啦“
众士兵：“不去……一定要找到梅子……“
17.某女校闹鬼。
有天被小红遇上了。
鬼说：学妹。。。你看。。。我没有脚。。。我没有脚。。。
小红：那有什么。学姐你看，我没有胸部，我没有胸部。
18.一块三分熟的牛排和一块5分熟的牛排在大街上遇到了,为什么他们没打招呼呢??(假设他们会说话)
因为………………..
因为……………………
因为他们都不熟啊~~!哈哈
20.小蛇很慌张地问大蛇哥哥..“哥哥，我们有没有毒？？“大蛇说:“你问这干吗.？“小蛇说:“我刚才不小心把自己舌头咬到了。”
22.龟兔赛跑…兔子很快跑到前面去了..
乌龟看到一只蜗牛爬得很慢很慢..对他说:你上来，我背你吧..
然后..蜗牛就上来了..
过了一会..乌龟又看到一只蚂蚁..对他说:你也上来吧..
于是蚂蚁也上来了。.
蚂蚁上来以后..看到上面的蜗牛..对他说了句“你好”
你们知道蜗牛说什么吗??
蜗牛说:你抓紧点,这乌龟好快…
26.每次看你穿丝且，保持衣橱的门敞开。鼓楼区的西北处我租了间套房，一室一厅简单装修。从住处到工作地点的这段路，有闲置的电影公司袜的时候……
我的心中都会有一种无法言喻的感觉，
那就是……
萝卜还包保鲜膜咧！
27.有一天有个婆婆坐车
坐到中途婆婆不认识路了
婆婆用棍子打司机屁股说：这是哪？
司机：这是我的屁股。
28.甲：“我带你去一个全部女生都没有穿胸罩的地方。”
乙：“真的吗？在哪里？快带我去！”
甲：“就在隔壁的幼儿园！”
29.有一天，老师带一群小朋友到山上采水果。
他宣布说:“小朋友，采完水果后，我们统一一起洗，洗完可以一起吃。”
所有小朋友都跑去采水果了。
集合时间一到，所有小朋友都集合了。
老师:“小华，你采到什么？”
小华:“我在洗苹果，因为我采到苹果。”
老师:“小美你呢？”
小美:“我在洗蕃茄，因为我采到蕃茄。”
老师:“小朋友都很棒哦！那阿明你呢？”
阿明:“我在洗布鞋，因为我踩到大便。”
30.坏消息：一个飞行员从飞机里掉出来了
好消息：他带了降落伞
坏消息：降落伞是坏的
好消息：下面有个干草堆
坏消息：干草堆上有一杆大粪叉
好消息：他没落到大粪叉上
坏消息：他也没落到干草堆上
35.一猴子吃花生前都要先塞进屁股再拿出来吃。对此管理员解释道：曾有人喂它桃子，结果桃核拉不出来，猴子吓怕了，现在一定要量好再吃。
40.一天深夜，一个年轻女子经过一家精神病院时，突然后面传来“哇”的一声。女子扭头一看，一个一丝不挂的男子正在向她追来。女子吓得拔腿就跑，后面的男人紧追不舍。不好，前面是一条死胡同，女子万念俱灰，跪在地上哭着哀求道:“你愿意干什么就干什么吧，只求你不要杀我。”男子狡黠地笑了笑说：“真的？那现在你开始追我。”
41.某精神病院新来护士一名，此女初来乍到，见院中有一病人围着一口古井打转，口中念着：“13，13，……”小护士心中颇为奇怪，想不出这个“13”是何含义，连续观察几日，均是如此。她总想上前问个究竟，但害怕病人发作，始终不敢。
一日，小护士终于安捺不住好奇心，慢慢的走到那个病人身边，探头向井中观望。突然那个病人抱住护士的双腿，往下一掀，开始念：“14，14，14，……”
42.火柴棍突然觉得头很痒，就伸手挠，挠着挠着就把自己烧死了…
王小蘑的不争气的移动硬盘中了邪门病毒了，把分区表破坏了，Dos和Windows下都无法使用，win下什么软件都无法对这个硬盘访问，来找我了，我尝试了N+1种办法都无法访问，我拿着硬盘去找客服，客服告诉我说要格盘才能修好，我晕，要是只用格盘的话我来找你干鸡毛，我在Dos下格下就OK了，还用我大老远的跑到三好街干什么。
回来我又想尽办法，看了网上的好多资料，不过多是枉费，虽然有些是可以在win下重建分区表的，但移动硬盘只要接上电脑就无法相应，重建分区表的软件根本无法启动了，就更别提可以重建分区表了，看来win下是无法有软件可以看到了。
Win下没有希望，我就进入DOs下。Dos下有个好用的分区表重建工具Diskgen,看着不错，我试了下，不识别USB，我又晕，期间，有人建议我把移动硬盘拆下来，接到笔记本上，就可以不用USB进行连接了，我未同意，我那老迈的笔记本，以陪我度过了四个春夏秋冬，我实在不忍再强行让他与人结合。经过我不断的尝试，我找到了“深山红叶”的DOS工具不错，它在DOS下可以加载USB，可以查看NTFS,我用ghost进行分区到分区的拷贝，终于把王小蘑的硬盘中最重要的一个盘拷贝出来了，爽些房子里还用着原始的马桶，属于简易的痰盂，我经过的时候常看见老人将秽物倒进河水，还在河边冲洗，用刷子擦，坚硬的死我了！
教训：1.要备份好分区表
2.磁盘操作要慎重
3.别迷信客服
相机的照片剪切到我的文档后不小心被格式化了，我好伤心，不知道该怎么办！ 昨天弄了好一阵子，终于把我的照片从我的相机中恢复出来了，我好高兴，又看到了熟悉的我！这组照片是我最新照的，自己很是喜欢，因为很性感嘛，呵呵。这组照片也算是我相当满意的一组了，女孩子本来就应该性感一点滴，这样自己看了也很是喜欢，真希望自己永远都年轻！是不是有一点自恋了呀，嘻嘻。当然，只要保持一个好的心态，大家都可以永远年轻的；只要有自信，所有女孩子都是很性感的！
大家不要误会，我照这些照片就是为了娱乐自己的，因为我很喜欢外国的性感女明星，呵呵。第一次上传照片没什么经验了，但仍然希望大家会喜欢，也希望大家能给小妹我提一些意见，教教我如何用photoshop把自己以及照片色调弄得好看一些。
最后再说一句话了：if you are sexy, and you know it, then just show it!
Much LOVE From Me to You! I Love You!